Chihaya: I'll go near them if I wanna! BEE-DAH! runs off. comes back Look, this girl's in trouble.
Kagetsuya: Um...
Chihaya: We must save them! No, I'm being kidnapped!
Kagetsuya: CHIHAYA! runs off, finds him
Chihaya: Ow, don't touch it, it hurts!
Kagetsuya: lick
Chihaya:... it doesn't hurt any more! they run off
Kagetsuya: Let's wait a while before making a report 'cause I don't wanna hurt your feelings.
Chihaya: Okay! Sounds good.
Chihaya: NOOO! I have some horrible disease! Nonononono! Maybe this is why my eyes changed colour in this volume...
Kagetsuya: You don't have a horrible disease. It's okay.
Aya: KAGETSUYA, I LOVE YOU! flying glomp tackle of death
Kagetsuya: Urk...
Chihaya: takes advantage of the distraction to run away and see Cliff AKA Sapphire, a fallen angel, thus breaking Eden's laws and getting him in loads of $#!+
Sapphire: I'm not seeing anyone cause I'm dying and have this drug problem, sorry.
Blair: Go away. Shoo...
big men with guns run in, steal the sheet music, and shoot the record
Chihaya: NOO! That was the only record!
Sapphire and Blair get kidnapped and to save Blair's life Sapphire sings for the record company dude then gets shot
Chihaya: SAPPHIRE!!!
Kagetsuya: CHIHAYA!!! chases down bad guy with gun How dare an Earthian do that to an Angel!?! beats the crap out of the bad guy with gun, then remembers that Sapphire's dying Oh yeah... runs back to the marquee, where Sapphire had slowly crawled
Sapphire: tries to sing, but Kagetsuya puts the recorded music on instead. He dies.
Chihaya: SAPPHIRE!
Blair: CLIFF! CLIFF!!! CLIFFFF!!!!!
Kagetsuya: let's go home.
they go home. Chihaya weeps on a bed while Kagetsuya looks on uncomfortably
Chihaya: If I die, will YOU hold me to the end?
Kagetsuya: grabs him and holds him You're not going to die, stupid.
Doctor: Tell me where my Taki is!
Lil Angel1: Your Taki's dead, stupid.
Lil Angel2: BEE-DAH!
Audience: Hey, why do those angels have black wings?! I thought Chihaya was the only one with black wings!
Doctor: NoooO! I will destroy the world for his death!!! And I'll spout poetry and act vaguely romantic as I do it! MWA HA HA HA HA!
Chihaya and Kagetsuya rush in to save the little angels. They separate
Chihaya: Hey, here's another angel!
Messiah:...
Chihaya: Hi there! I'll get you out... um...
Messiah:...
Chihaya: My name's Chihaya! What's yours? Oh, it's Messiah, I see! pops out his wings
Messiah:... Chi... Ha... Ya...
Chihaya: I can't get you out! I'll get Kagetsuya! runs off
Messiah:...Chihaya...
Kagetsuya:CHIHAYA! We gotta get out of here! It's gonna blow!
Chihaya; But...
they get out of there
Chihaya: But...
Elvira skids up in her car, almost running Chihaya over.
Lil Angels: Mommy!
Elvira: Hi kids! Let's get going!
the building explodes
Chihaya: But a black-winged angel was in there!
long scenes of depression commence
Chihaya: No, Kagetsuya! Not now! I'm not in the mood.
Kagetsuya takes a cold shower
Kagetsuya: Jewish Mother voice Eat, eat, you so thin!
Chihaya: You're so rough, Kagetsuya. I don't like you any more. Hey, look, that news channel showed MESSIAH! I'm outta here! Bai! dashes out
Kagetsuya: to self Well, shit.
Doctor: Here we go, my new Angel bioroid. Ain't he cool?
Americans: oooh, ahh...
Doctor: Now, Messiah, destroy them all.
Messiah: Ahhhh....
Chihaya: NO! MESSIAH! DON'T DO IT! It's ME! CHIHAYA! REMEMBER ME!
Messiah Remembers
Messiah: Chi... ha... ya?
Doctor: I said destroy them!
Messiah plummets into the ocean
Doctor: Well, shit.
long scenes of depression
Messiah climbs out of the sewers, messy and unhappy
Messiah: CHIHAYA!
new volume
Chihaya: NOOO... MESSIAH!
Kagetsuya: I can't bear to hear him talk in his sleep any more.
Chihaya: Hey, Kagetsuya. Help me find Messiah. He's alive, I know it.
Kagetsuya: All right, as long as you don't scream his name in bed any more!
Chihaya: goes over his head Goody gumdrops!
Messiah: Here's your drugs.
Drug lady: Get high with us!
Messiah: No. goes to his room and begins sorting through information, nekkid Chihaya? Chihaya? CHIHAYA!!!
Chihaya, somehow, hears and flies into the sky with Kagetsuya behind. Messiah as well flies into the sky
Messiah: CHIHAYA!
Chihaya: MESSIAH!
Kagetsuya: Well, fuck this.
Chihaya: I missed you!
Messiah: Me too! Let's go back to my drug loving friends!
Chihaya: Okay!
Kagetsuya: mutter mutter
Messiah: He's my special someone!
Drug guys: Cool. He an angel too?
Messiah: Yeah.
Chihaya: Um...
Kagetsuya: This sucks ass. I'm leaving.
Chihaya: But...
Messiah: Chihaya!
Chihaya: Messiah! But, Kagetsuya! I mean, Messiah!
people storm the castle... er, drug place, and stuff. People get shot. Messiah escapes with Chihaya
Kagetsuya: Well, shit. throws burning bottle and leaves
Messiah: This is my favourite church. At night those stained glass windows look just like you!
Chihaya: I'm touched!
Audience: IN THE HEAD! BOO!!! GO BACK TO KAGETSUYA, YOU TWIT!
people storm the castle... er, church, and stuff. People get shot. Chihaya and Messiah get carted off
Chihaya: I'm in handcuffs! How kinky... er, I mean... what am I doing here? MESSIAH!!
Messiah:Chi... ha... ya...
Doctor: Bwa ha ha! I'm erasing his memory so he'll destroy the world!
Chihaya: NO! MESSIAH!
Messiah:...
Doctor: Go forth and destroy!
Messiah: Ahhh....
Kagetsuya: NOOO! Chihaya!
Chihaya: Messiah! Messiah comes forward and rips his wing off OWOWOWOWOW!!
Kagetsuya: CHIIIIIHAAAAYYAAAA!!!
Doctor: pulls out machine gun and shoots at Chihaya. Kagetsuya dives in the way for some unforeseen reason, and gets shot
Chihaya: Kagetsuya? (What are YOU doing here?) NO, Messiah, stop! I thought we were friends!
Messiah: Chi... ha... ya? CHIHAYA! turns on Doctor You made me hurt Chihaya, you bastard! Now you must die! kills him I hurt Chihaya! Now I must die! kills himself
Chihaya: MESSIAH!
Kagetsuya:...
they are healing
Chihaya: sob Messiah...
Kagetsuya: Well, shit. My life sucks.
THeeeee ennndddd!