That was the fifth time that month that Muraki had kidnapped Hisoka, and really, they were all sick of it. If he wasn't kidnapping Hisoka, he was kidnapping Tsuzuki. If he wasn't kidnapping either of them, he was killing random women. Also, it seemed to be the full moon way too often.

Hisoka growled and pondered requisitioning a nuclear weapon from the WMD Department of the Hades Agency.

"Hold still, little one," Muraki said, a hint of irritation behind his otherwise calm tone. "Or I'll see your cards."

And apparently, when he wasn't doing any of the above, he forced people to play Bridge.

"Why," Hisoka growled through his teeth, "do I have to be the dummy?"