FUSE'S DIARY. MONTH 1.

1-1-2

Did that damn card-flower thing again. Burns in uncomfortable places. Virgil has a sick sense of humour about the whole thing. At least he sends backup whenever we're all down, even if his Mystics do laugh at us. Why do I have to go on these missions? In better news, think Secretary 2-A likes me.

2-1-2

Contacted by Squaresoft today. Our section of the game has been cancelled "Due to time constraints" and the IRPO has been relegated to background characters and humourous plot devices. Everyone is depressed. Even the "Yes Master" girl can only make gurgling noises. Silence, Cotton, and Doll all demanded missions to get them out of this place. Ren going on pleasure cruise with that skank. Very dark feelings around here. However, 2-A smiled at me. Damn, I'm hot, no matter what the official artbook draws me as.

4-1-2

2-A is dating Roufas. It's a dark, dark day. Ha, wait until he makes her sleep in the wet spot. AND he snores.

7-1-2

Got some leads on Campbell. Perhaps arms distribution? Must not let Grandia get involved. Will threesome with 2-A and Roufas if necessary to distract them. I am so very noble.

8-1-2

Turned down. FUCK THEM. Got glared at by hot chick with purple hair on my way out. I *will* send her to jail. Silence and Cotton not reported in yet. The fuck's up with that? Missing 2-A. Need to get laid.

9-1-2

Drowned my sorrows in soda at the Manhattan Mall. Mec near entrance starting to look attractive. Really need to get laid.

12-1-2

Finally approached Campbell. Hot girl behind desk. Freed some boy from security guards. Not too attractive but he didn't protest being smacked around. Might be the start of something beautiful. In other news, Campbell pretending innocense. We'll see how long it is before she cracks.

14-1-2

Still no word from Silence or Cotton. Message from Doll, who's bored with hanging around Shingrow Port. Sucks for her. Rabbit got on my nerves so I shipped it to the gardens at Kyo. Apparently, he's bonding with some strange, green-haired mystic. Go figure. Am lonely. Ren at the skank's again. Drank too much soda, stomach urpy.

15-1-2

Skank killed Ren. FUCKER. Sent her to jail, wish we had capital punishment. She never loved him like I did, anyway! Oh, Ren, Ren, how could you be so BLIND?!

21-1-2

Hung around Manhattan, hit on the boy - Red - some more. Joined his party, going to kick Campbell's ass. Life is good again.

22-1-2

HATE spiders.

24-1-2

Found Silence in Omble. He pretended not to know me, the ass. Blamed his problem on a false lead. He looked pretty cute and helpless; I couldn't stay mad. He's awfully pretty. I have GOT to get laid.

26-1-2

Found Cotton, too. HE was in the bio-labs at Shrike. Apparently, he managed to get the inter-region bandits eaten by Tanzer. I'm pretty sure it's not bragging, since the Tidian language isn't capable of it. Can't figure out HOW, though. He seemed glad to see us. Particularly Silence.

27-1-2

Am worried about Cotton. He keeps demanding carrots and 'Myu myu's over them happily for hours when he DOES get them. What did those freaks at the biolabs DO to him?!

30-1-2

Walked in on Silence and Cotton having sex. Am scarred for life. Cotton claims that it was his fault, that he seduced Silence. But Silence looked pretty happy to be top. Don't know, don't care. Need a drink. At least we're heading to Yorkville next.

31-1-2

Red wanted shield card. FUCK Virgil and the flower-card game. Am giving it to Red in exchange for sex. Mmm, the future is looking up!