When Edward Elric first went east
Had to transmute gold
Saved a mining town at least
so it seems nobody told!
When Edward Elric was in the hills
fighting off golem-rocks
He clapped his hands and did a dance
And gave them a few shocks
So what would Edward Elric do
If he were here today?
I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two,
that's what Edward Elric'd do!
Al: I just want out of this bodyyyy
It is really large and heavy!
Hughes: And I just want to show
folks my wife and kid's photo-
Roy: If I'm not given screen time I'll sue
- 'Cause that's what Edward Elric'd do!
And what would Edward Elric do?
He'd go asking for the Stone
And not accept a fake in lieu,
That's what Edward Elric'd do!
When Edward Elric flashbacked in time
To Continental 1910,
He fought off terrible hijackers
And saved an entire train!
And when Edward Elric came to a new town
He beat up all seven sins!
'Cause Edward Elric doesn't take shit
from a-ny-bo-dy...
So let's all get together
And find the Philosopher's Stone
And we'll be the best alchemists too,
'Cause that's what Edward Elric'd do!
And we'll be the best alchemists too,
'Cause that's what Edward Elric'd do!
That's what Edward Elric'd do!