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Fullmetal sprawled back on the bed, breathing hard. He was nude, all hard planes and angles, sweat sheening his abs, metal limbs glistening. His eyelids were half-lowered, eyes hot and inviting, licking his lips as he reached out to Roy.

Roy looked down at Fullmetal.

"Oh," he said. "It's so small and cute!"