Appearances - Of course Roy can't sleep with Ed! He's just too short! m/m. 4 KB.

Matchmaker - Hughes attempts to enlist Roy's help in hooking Ed up with a nice girl. Things don't work out as expected. Some sexual content, m/m. 20 KB.

Impressions - Set during episode 3; Roy comes to Rizenbul. 4 KB.

Control - Roy Mustang is never quite sure why he lets Ed take control from him. Sexual content, m/m. 5 KB.

Authority - How far will people go to obey authority, whatever the cost? (Written long before the truth of how the Ishbar rebellion began was revealed.) Some disturbing scenes. 4 KB.

Oedipal - Between them, Ed and Al seem to have a complete oedipal complex. 4 KB.

A Love Transcending Boundaries - In Rizenbul, two people find love. m/f. Eyespork warning. 2 KB.

What Peacetime's For - A young Maes Hughes goes a-courting. Roy kibitzes. Some sexual content, m/f. 18 KB.

To Pay With Love Only - A year later, two people meet over a mutual friend's grave. Spoilers for episode 25/chapter 15. 4 KB.

Belief and Memory - Every child has an invisible friend. Most of them go away. Spoilers for episode 25/chapter 15. Some hints at Ed/Roy. 7 KB.

Red Hot Armstrong/Armstrong Action - ...dude, do you even need a summary? It's red-hot Armstrong-on-Armstrong action, man! No real warnings. Er, m/m. Yeah. 2 KB.

April Fools Day - Winry and Ed are getting hitched, and they want Roy to conduct the ceremony! ...really. m/f? Or something. 2 KB.

Milk - Milk: It does a growing body good, as Ed sees when he walks in on Winry at exactly the wrong time. No real sexual overtones, but boob warning. ...heheh, boob warning. 1 KB.

Hair Care - Winry gets a manlier hairstyle than Ed has, and Ed feels his masculinity challenged. 2 KB.

Cry Havoc - Fury's not really a weepy uke; he's just written that way. Havoc doesn't mind. ... yes, Havoc/Fury. I am so sorry. m/m, obviously, though Fury's more of a girl with a dick here. ...er. No real sexual content to speak of. 2 KB.

Pity the Child - Envy catches Ed unawares but not unprepared. Some sexual content. 2 KB.

Roy and the Bean's Stalk - Roy gets a good look. Explicit sexual humour. 1 KB, and that's pushing it.

Because Pairing Wars are Dumb - People hook up! Pairing surprises. Mild sexual content. 2 KB.

Travelling Home - Ed doesn't need a house, because his home comes with him. 2 KB.

Gifts - Ed and Winry come to an understanding about necessity, and the lack thereof, of romance. m/f, no sexual content. 5 KB.

Weaponry - Roy muses on Ed, and how alike they are, and how alike they aren't. Gen. 3 KB.

What Would Edward Elric Do? - I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two. ...yes, songfilk, what the hell. 2 KB.

Fullmetal - Roy enjoys Ed's automail. Roy/Ed, explicit sexual content, automail kink. 5 KB.

When the Baby's Born - A medically advanced world, sans Gracia. ...The only way I can see Hughes/Roy working, and eyespork warning. 2 KB.

Not Just Mechanical - People aren't machines, even if they're made up with them. Some Winry->Ed, some Winry/Panina pre-slash. No sexual content. 4 KB.

Lucky Girl - What a lucky girl; her daddy's come home. Creepy warning. m/f, some sexual content. Spoilers for episode 25/chapter 15. 2 KB.

A Little Grace - Spoilers for episode 25/chapter 15. What if it had been a different person entirely? 2 KB.

Switches - With Roy, Fury is dominant, baby. NO, REALLY. :D ...some sexual content, m/m. 2 KB.

How A Man Changes - Hawkeye waits outside as Roy sucks up to General Hakuro, and thinks of changes that will need to be made. Some hints at fucked up sexual content, m/m. 4 KB.

Women - Roy has always been moulded by the women in his life, from childhood on. Some mild sexual references. 12 KB.

How Loud the Silence Speaks - It's the silences where they find themselves. Roy/Ed, extreme sexual content, and lots of kinks, including mild bloodplay and erotic asphyxiation, er. m/m, obviously. 13 KB.

Dog Training - Hawkeye teaches a dog of the military appropriate behaviour. 1 KB.

Desert Moon - After Al is restored, there are still some bits of armour between Ed and Al, but those can be removed as well. 6 KB.

Home Is Where the Heart Is - A saleslady meets an interesting couple. Roy/Ed, future AU with Roy as Fuhrer. 4 KB.

References - Ed doesn't know what to do when not moving, and so he chases down references. 3 KB.

Take Me Home - Ed can't go back to the past anymore, not even when there's someone waiting for him. Hints of Ed/Winry. 4 KB.

Circles - Philosophy cites circular motion as perfect motion. Roy and Ed have that. Sexual content, m/m. 3 KB.

Ozone - Years later, Winry and Al get caught in a rainstorm. Sexual content, m/f. 11 KB.

Edward Elric's Screw - Roy forgot to give Ed the obligatory screw and gets rather harrassed for this. It's not what Ed thinks. m/m humour. 3 KB.

Everyone Wants - Greed understands that sometimes, Kimberly just has to take what he wants. M/m, bloodplay, some sexual content. 3 KB.

Visible and Vulnerable - Ed and Roy discover the hazards of public sex. Some sexual content, m/m. Brainbleach warning. 3 KB.

Don't Ask - Havoc meets a young Sergeant and doesn't ask, just shows. Explicit sexual content, Havoc/Broche. ...yes, I know they don't meet. m/m. 8 KB.

The Stone Weight of his Determination - Scar is MANLY, dammit! Crack. 2 KB.

When All You've Got Is a Hammer... - Introducing Winry, Mistress of Pain. Winry/Ed m/f crack. 2 KB.

How Alphonse Elric Found Religion - Sometimes, foreign cultures can be interesting, as Alphonse finds out when Scar lets him in on a secret ceremony. Boy, that makes this fic sound way deeper than it is. ...m/m crack. 3 KB.

Believing in Another - A captive girl from Lior finds a moment of providence in a horrible situation. Written before what happened to Roze came out. 5 KB.

A First Time - everyone remembers their firsts -- first murders more than most. Hawkeye-centric surreal fucked up creepy fic. Yey! Er. Some sexual content, some violence, disturbing imagry. 7 KB.

Support - A boy comes to Roy to ask for some money on his mother's behalf. 3 KB.

Infocom's Zork As You've Never Seen It Before - ANBU's subtitling of Kimberly's name as 'Jork' will never stop amusing me. I do not know that command. 2 KB.

By Any Other Name - apparently, it won't stop amusing Greed either. 1 KB.

A Short Rein - There is a difference between losing control and giving it up, as Roy wants to show Ed. At least they admit they're fucked up. m/m, some sexual content. 6 KB.

Little Revolutions - Revolving door comedy. The Fuhrer comes on a surprise inspection at the worst possible time. Wacky shite ensues. m/m, mild sexual content. 25 KB.

Let Them Eat - ...cake. It's Ed's eighteenth birthday, after all. Bad sexual humour, m/m overtones. 2 KB.

Three Drinks In - The night before the Certified Alchemists are shipped out to Ishbar, Roy meets a fellow major in a bar and doesn't go home alone. ...Roy/Armstrong, m/m. 4 KB.

Sensation - Al is lying when he says he feels nothing, because he feels hands all over him, all the time. Mild sexual content. 3 KB.

And I Twinkle - Two grown men, brothers, watch the stars and look for familiar ones. 3 KB.

Lookin' Good - Ed looks good in leather. m/m. 3 KB.

Gods and Heroes - Ed turns to other sources in Roy's library for information, and they talk while getting up to other things. Explicit sexual content, m/m. Quote from Greek poet Strato is actually a real quote. XD; 10 KB.

The Other Side of Night - A first time story; there's a paradigm shift that needs to happen sometime between being attracted and being lovers and Ed needs help to find that. Roy/Ed, explicit sexual content. 13 KB.

All Hail the Chairman - Roy, Ed, Al, and Hughes play Mao. Roy and Ed break stuff and have sex. A good time is had by all. ....m/m, explicit sexual content. 11 KB.

The Course of True Love - Scar gets hitched! The family of the bride is unimpressed. Crack, 2 KB.

Pulse - There's no time in the present for anything but duty, though once in a while, there's a chance to stop, to breathe, and to listen. Roy/Hawkeye overtones. 4 KB.

In Error - Roy makes a mistake. Who put that women's bathroom there anyway?! 2 KB.

Better Than Drowning - Al keeps rescuing kittens. Winry would *like* to mind, really. 4 KB.

Cool and Composed - It's casual day at the office, and 'casual' seems somehow related to '1980s'. 2 KB.

A Conflict of Interests - Psiren sets herself a new challenge: Steal the Fullmetal Alchemist's virginity. Roy throws himself valiantly in her path. Some m/m hints, some m/f flirting. 4 KB.

Imaginary Touch - Ed's growing up, and imagines how Roy might see him as a man, not a boy. Some m/m, and masturbation; sexually explicit. 5 KB.

Graveside Melody - Things may have gone differently. A restored Al gets company beside his brother's grave. 2 KB.

Simple Needs - Greed prefers people with simple needs. Greed/Kimberly overtones. 2 KB.

Bundle of Joy - Shotgun wedding time for Roy, getting Ed knocked up and all -- what the hell, it doesn't even make sense to ME, okay. MPreg warning, I guess. I don't even know. 2 KB.

In-Laws - Izumi and Seig come to meet Ed's boyfriend, the bastard dog of the military. Nobody escapes in time. Roy/Ed. 7 KB.

Afternoon Sun - Trisha Elric prepares for when her husband has to leave. Some sexual content, m/f. 2 KB.

Strength - when doing a drabble request thing, I was asked for Armstrong/Pinako, both genderswitched. ...here you go. Er. M/f, genderswitch, brain bleach warning. 2 KB.

Less Need Than Want - (Note: Written before Hoenheim showed up in the TV series) - Envy goes to Greed with a warning and demands repayment. Greed gets enough out of it for it to be worthwhile. m/m, messed up, mild sexual content. 3 KB.

Chimerical Chicanery - Ed, Al, and tribbles. 3 KB.

Nicotine - Izumi knows the smoking won't kill her, and at least it covers up the taste of blood. Spoilers for Izumi's backstory. 3 KB.

Bluebeard's Closet - Roy asked Ed not to go through his notes. Ed finds something in there despite the warnings. Some Roy/Ed overtones. 4 KB.

Orbit - Roy doesn't need Ed with him all the time, but the time they have is good. Explicit sexual content, m/m. 9 KB.

Mechanism - Winry stays at Hawkeye's house while in central, and they come to an understanding of how people work, and each other. (Note: Written before episode 36, where Winry found out about Roy.) Some sexual content, f/f. 19 KB.

Dates - Roy is losing track of his dates, and Edward's travels are what grounds him. Some sexual content, m/m. 5 KB.

Winter - Al and Winry wait for a visitor, and Ed attempts to convince Roy to be one as well. Al/Winry, and Roy/Ed. Some explicit m/m content. 10 KB.

Always Going Home - Al and Winry are just fine with sharing, and while Ed isn't quite sure it's all right, they're growing closer to a time it might be. Ed/Al/Winry, m/f/m. Mild sexual content. 10 KB.

Judgment - Roy won't pass judgment on Ed's deeds, even though he knows what they mean, and Ed wonders why. Roy/Ed, some sexual content. 5 KB.

Driving Lessons - Havoc tries to teach Ed to drive. 2 KB.

Trained - Ed and Roy are stuck sharing the same train cabin. It's not big enough for the both of them. Some pre-slash m/m. 4 KB.

Basic Training - Ed asks Roy to teach him to fire a gun. Roy isn't okay with this, but does it anyway. Some sexual content, m/m. 10 KB.

Edward Elric Finds Out - Alphonse is going out since being restored, and won't say why. So Ed follows him. Surprise pairing! Ha ha [shot]. Mild sexual content. 4 KB.

The Certification Exam - Ed has troubles with one part. Why, he's practically down on his knees in front of Mustang, begging to get passed! ...bad sexual humour, m/m, 2 KB.

Over the Phone - Roy attempts to work his wiles over the phone. m/m, 2 KB.

Taking Care - The Colonel has always taken care of Al, as well, and even if Ed doesn't like his brother hooking up with that bastard, he'll at least accept it. Roy/Al. 6 KB.

Anniversary Gift - Ed makes something really special for his anniversary with Roy. Sexual references, m/m. 2 KB.

The Other Set of Footsteps - Roy thinks Fury is running out of excuses. Roy/Fury, 6 KB.

A Tale Worthy of Shakespeare - Armstrong/Scar -- their love is so pure! Or something. Er. 2 KB.

Bathwater - Ed wakes alone after sleeping with Roy, and goes to bathe, only to find the tub occupied. Mild sexual references, m/m. Birthday fic for Talya Firedancer. 3 KB.

Housewarming - Co-written with Whitecat. Ed is required to go to a public party, and chooses to go to an intimate one later that night. A first-time fic, Roy/Ed, 106 KB.

Father, O My Father - Envy and (anime) Wrath have a truly twisted relationship. Mild spoilers for Wrath's identity. NOT safe for work -- while not sexually explicit, strong implications of pedophilia. m/m. 5 KB. New

Prioritizing - Ed Elric sets out to prove that Roy Mustang's not exactly the lady's man he passes himself off as. Mild m/f, m/m. 9 KB. New

Fuhrer Roy Mustang's First Order - They'd only THOUGHT it was a joke that he'd order that first. Some m/f, some m/m implications. 5 KB. New

Assessments - When Ed starts getting threatening notes, and Al's out of town, and he needs to study for his upcoming assessment without distraction -- who does he go to but another man who's also studying for HIS upcoming alchemical assessment? Spoilers for episode 15, m/m, sexually explicit. 44 KB. New

Exposure - Hoenheim and Trisha and a wedding night. Spoilers for episode 43. m/f, sexually explicit. 11 KB. New

His Sin - Back in the old days, Hoenheim finds Envy in his bed, demanding more than Hoenheim wants to give. Spoilers for episode 43-44. Some m/f, some m/m, strong sexual overtones. 3 KB. New

Drive Me Crazy - One's aggressive, the other's unshakeable! Together, they're... having sex! m/m, strong sexual content. 3 KB. New

Drive You Home - A car ride turns into a conversation turns into an offer Havoc never expected to get from Ed, but hardly one he minds. m/m, sexually explicit. 20 KB. New

Best Served Hot - The trouble with neighbours is that they occassionally have sex. It's worse when you have, oh, Fuhrer Roy Mustang visiting. Future AU. m/m, mild sexual content. 3 KB. New

Jean Havoc, Private Eye - Dialogue snippets -- Havoc as a film noir private eye. m/f overtones. 4 KB. New

Snow - It's not Roy Mustang's childhood tradition, but Ed gets him to enjoy the snow anyway. m/m, mild sexual content. 6 KB. New