Infocom's Jork

It is dark.

>Light torch.

You are in a 10x10 square room. There is a human prisoner.

>Take human prisoner, shove to wall, use as bomb componant to blow hole in wall.

There is a hole in the wall. You are carrying:
A torch
A corpse

>hole

You leave through the hole. You are in a prison hallway. There is a door at the south end. There is a door at the north end. Greed appears! He asks, "Do you want to join my team?"

>say yes.

Who do you want to say 'yes' to?

>Say yes to Greed

I don't see that here!

>look Greed

Greed is a tall man with spiky black hair, pimp glasses, and a very gay jacket. I mean, very gay. This jacket goes to bars and does other jackets up the sleeve in the coat room. He has an orouboros on the back of one hand.

>Say yes to Greed

I don't see that here! Greed says, "Huh, your funeral, man!" He vanishes.

>FUCK YOU!

I don't understand FUCK.

>South

The door is locked.

>check for key

I don't see that here!

>North

You enter another prison hallway. Your torch gutters and goes out. You are likely to be eaten by Gluttony.

>North

It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by Gluttony

>North

You are eaten by Gluttony! Restart? Y/N.