"I didn't even know Lust could get pregnant," Envy muttered, pushing Gluttony's face away from the pan of hot water. "No. Bad. No drinkie."

Gluttony mumbled, "Can I eat the babies?"

"Take that up with Lust. Push! Push!" Lust groaned appealingly, her face appealingly wet with appealing sweat. "I AM pushing." Her hand threatened to break the sofa arm.

And the baby pushed free.

Or rather, babies.

Or rather...

Envy stared down at the mess in mild horror. "Ne, Lust, exactly WHO did you diddle for this?"

"Roy Mustang," Lust moaned appealingly, pushing out afterbirth in a way nobody could consider appealing. "With my powers of evil sexy manipulation and his powers of smug bastardly manipulation, we could produce the most powerful cute evil manipulative smug babies ever!"

"Cute, evil, manipulative, and smug?" Envy muttered. "That explains this, then."

Carefully, he removed the mucus from Lust's litter of kittens.

They mewed, cutely.