It was about 6 pm of the day that Roy woke up female, and while the multiple female orgasms had been a very interesting climax to the discovery of her new nature, she was beginning to wonder if she'd ever get turned back. There were difficulties for women in the military; moreover, there'd have to be a full investigation as to what had happened if she didn't change back soon on her own.

There was a knock at the door, which she figured must be Hawkeye, come to bitch her out for ditching work. She went to the door, because perhaps Hawkeye would truly believe she was now a woman if they met face to face.

She opened the door and found herself staring down into the angry face of Edward Elric.

Edward advanced on her with clear intent to harm and she backed up, wishing she had her gun or gloves with her and wasn't simply wearing a housecoat and nothing else.

"Damn you," Edward husked, and there was something different about his voice. In fact, there was something different about him, period. "This is all your fault!"

Roy searched for something to say. "Fullmetal... have I ever told you," she asked, "that you have stunningly attractive breasts?"

Edward shrieked in outrage, pointing at her chest. "STUNNINGLY ATTRACTIVE?!" she demanded. "I wake up with extra parts and a bit missing and you call me-"

"Stunningly attractive," Roy said, and nodded quickly, hoping to defuse the situation. "Not that you aren't always, naturally, but the feminine form is an ideal of beauty, and-"

"Colonel," Edward said, interrupting, and Roy realized that her breasts were being stared at. "...there's something different about you."

Roy coughed. "Yes, well. I woke up this way."

"You too?!" Edward seemed to deflate all of a sudden. "Damn! I was sure it was your fault. Now I, I don't know how to get my body back-"

Sympathetic, Roy put a hand on Edward's shoulder, ignoring the glare that threatened to remove it at the wrist. "I understand," she said, soothingly. "It was quite a shock to me as well. What we need to do is relax, clear our minds so that we can come to a conclusion as to what must have happened."

"I just, I just don't know what to do," Edward said, and if she sounded near to tears, they could both blame it on more pheremones in her system than she was used to.

"It's not like there aren't some benefits," Roy said, wishing that there was something she could do for Edward. She'd always protected the Elrics as best she could, but when it was something like this that had affected her as well, and that she had no explanation for-

Edward glared at her. "Benefits! What sort of BENEFITS could a female body have that a male body doesn't?!"

"Well...multiple orgasms."

Edward stared. "They come in multiples?"

Roy nodded, older and wise in the way of orgasming women. "If one puts in the proper effort, yes."

"Like -" Edward's eyes narrowed. "How MANY multiples?"

Roy hesitated, moderately worried about oversharing, but, well, Edward had asked, and it did seem to be distracting her from her near hysteria. "Well, I once got a woman off seventeen times before I fell asleep."

Edward gaped. "Holy fuck."

"I don't know that I'd call it holy," Roy smirked, "but it was pretty well done on my part, yes."

Mouth open, Edward simply boggled.

Well, what the hell. In for a penny, in for a pound. "I could show you."

Ed's eyes narrowed immediately. "Colonel, what makes you think I-" she stopped, said, "seventeen?"

"Well," Roy said, "I was already tired. If I were more awake, I'm sure I could manage to send off a few more."

"...if we get our bodies back, never breathe a word of this."

Roy curled her arm around Edward's narrow shoulders. "My lips," she said, "are sealed."