Roy was rather surprised when Ed seemed to get cold feet about the whole thing.

All in all, their relationship had begun rather easily, considering the rather stormy way they tended to relate. It seemed that fighting and sex worked equally well to get out Ed's adolescent energy and Roy, for one, wasn't arguing.

Still, there seemed to be, mm, limits to what Ed was willing to do. He'd suck Roy's cock, or give him a handjob, but if it came time to get naked, he always got cold feet, and he never let Roy touch *him*.

Today, Roy was determined, that'd change.

He made it an out and out date. Took Ed out to dinner, bought him a new alchemical text, had a long moonlit walk, and took him back to his place. Ed was pliant and complacent, going willingly, submitting almost gently when Roy pressed him into the sheets and kissed him breathless.

As always, Ed tensed up when Roy began to undress him. "Don't," Ed said.

"I want to. I want to do this for you, Fullmetal."

Ed looked away. "Look, I'd like that, but -"

"None of that. It-" Roy undid Ed's fly and froze, mid-sentence.

Ed stared at him, gaze hardening, daring him to say something.

"I, ah, thought the human transmutation only took your leg."

"Yeah, because I didn't tell Al it took my cock." Ed was tense, not looking at Roy anymore, apparently finding the wall of great interest. "And I made Pinako and Winry swear not to tell. I mean, they can't make automail ...like that. Well, they can, but the joints to get it erect are tricky, and you can't feel anything through it anyway."

It explained why the shine on Ed's leather pants never showed a bulge, at least.

"Is it going to be a problem?" Ed asked, and there was the starts of a fight in his voice. "I mean, I should still have a prostate. I hope."

He could handle this, he supposed. After all, most of his lovers didn't have penises either. Gently, he touched Ed's cheek, watched Ed's eyes widen. "Don't worry," he said "I have enough cock for the both of us."

Roy realized it was the wrong thing to say shortly before Ed's fist met his nose.